Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wallExclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all timesTakes PolaroidsWhen moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effectsProminent Apple logoReproduces through asexual buddingHas way, way more PRAM than the last thingyComes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using ithttp://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/apples_new_iphone